The Speed of Light is Slowing Down

Did you know that the speed of light has been measured four separate times in the modern scientific age, using scientific methods, each time outside of the previous measured tolerance, revealing that the speed of light is slowing down? These readings can be plotted on a cosecant curve and reveals that a man standing on earth would calculate the age of the universe at 15 billion years, while someone, at the edge of the universe would document the age of the universe at at only 7000 years old. Imagine that! Both sides are correct.